Bulan2 haji ni...adalah kengkawan yang dimurahkan rezeki, dibukakan pintu hati, sampai seru, turut ke Tanah Suci. Tumpang suka dengar kawan2 pergi..dan seperti lumrahnya, kata orang, sebelum pergi tu, bermaaf-maafan lan, kalau ada hutang bayar, maka dapat jugalah panggilan dengan beberapa rakan yang ke akan ke sana.
Dialog biasalah...`saya nak pergi haji..sekian2 hari bulan..mintak maaflah ya kalau ada salah, terkasarbahasa, tersalah laku, terguris hati..bla..bla..bla...."...Yelah, sama lah kita..jawapan balas..semoga selamat pergi selamat kembali..dapat haji mabrur. dalam hati, bila pulak kita nak pergi ya....
Dalam mintak2 maaf tu, entah macam mana timbul lak kisah kawin dua...(atau lebih)emmm...mungkin sebab adalah skrip mintak maaf kalau `terusik', `tercuba', `terapat'..senang kata, usha usha la....
Jawapan balas skali lagi, senang je...`alah, kengkawan...relaxlah...tau, usik2, takde seriusnya..laki dah kawin, mana berani nak kawin lagi satu'. ye ke?
entahlah, rasanya tak ramai laki yang dah beristeri, berani nak kawin lebih...walaupun ada...bak kata Allahyarham P Ramlee, satu banyak2, 2 sedikit2, 3 kadang2, 4 jarang2...
Hakikatnya, memang ada laki yang berani kawin 2, 3 mahu pun 4..sama ada secara terus terang dengan isteri pertama ataupun secara curi2...pendek kata, mereka ni berani amik risiko, sanggup kena maki..bab mampu tak mampu, adil tak adil tu, rasanya tak terlintas kat kepala diorang...sebab ramai gak yang tak mampu, isteri nak ramai gak, adil jangan ceritalah..memang senang cerita takkan adil...new broom sweeps well...
Yang lain tu, kalau dah beristeri tapi pasang gak girl friend, emmm..rasanya baiklah si girlfriend tu lupakan je harapan hidup bersama. Takkan ke mananya..setakat peneman suka bolehlah, semuanya seketika....sementara..walaupun si laki ni berdegar2 berjanji....taj mahal la, everest la, pendek kata bulan bintang di janjikan, tapi bila isteri dapat tahu, taj mahal entah ke mana, everest dah jadi busut, bulan kelam, bintang malap...best friend je ni yang, katanya pada si isteri, cinta hati abang sayang seorang..merujuk pada si isteri...dan si girl friend? dia la yang kena maki, pempuan gatal, kacau laki orang, nak ngikis duit walaupun si laki ni sebenarnya sengkek....pendek cerita, sakit hati, gigit jari....
So camno? what do u guys think? si pempuan, kawan2 cukuplah kalau berkawan dengan laki orang ni kan...tak guna ada perasaan....jauh sekali harapan...laki orang lak? cukup2 lah dengan isteri seorang....jaga hati sebaiknya, tunaikan tanggungjawab seeloknya....lainlah kalau si isteri yang merelakan.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
No women no cry, no men...???
sharing this with u guys...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxative
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are. (emmmmm...????)
3. Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them. (very true)
4. Men are like Blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ..
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. (hahahahaha..they dont like to waste time huh..the very staright to the point oneeeee)
6. Men are like Commercials .
You can't believe a word they say. (huh..tell me about it.especially those yang mat kuntum..pandai ayat)
7. Men are like Department Stores ...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds ....
They take soooooooo long to mature. (they will never do...no matter how old they are)
9. Men are like .Mascara .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps .
Fun to look at, but not very bright. (not very broght? or not bright at all?emmmm...they have the word `bright' in teir dictionary ya?)
13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. (ya laaaa...sob sob sob)
*sigh* despite all that...i do need man..men???
....i m not against nature....emmm..yetttt.....
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxative
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are. (emmmmm...????)
3. Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them. (very true)
4. Men are like Blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ..
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. (hahahahaha..they dont like to waste time huh..the very staright to the point oneeeee)
6. Men are like Commercials .
You can't believe a word they say. (huh..tell me about it.especially those yang mat kuntum..pandai ayat)
7. Men are like Department Stores ...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds ....
They take soooooooo long to mature. (they will never do...no matter how old they are)
9. Men are like .Mascara .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps .
Fun to look at, but not very bright. (not very broght? or not bright at all?emmmm...they have the word `bright' in teir dictionary ya?)
13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. (ya laaaa...sob sob sob)
*sigh* despite all that...i do need man..men???
....i m not against nature....emmm..yetttt.....
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
hidup...
adakalanya kita rasa apalah nak jadi dengan hidup ni kan...boring, marah, geram, sedih....pendek kata, lost n down, worse part bila rasa alahai lonely nya aku...so alone.....
read this....sent by a very dear friend of mine....
CUP OF COFFEE
------------------
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.
Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."
So, don't let the cups drive you. Enjoy the coffee instead.
so, frens...cheer up....there r ups n downs....but life has to go on kan...to all my dear friends, who's 4ever available to b a shoulder (shoulders) 4 me to cry on....i love u guys....
read this....sent by a very dear friend of mine....
CUP OF COFFEE
------------------
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.
Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."
So, don't let the cups drive you. Enjoy the coffee instead.
so, frens...cheer up....there r ups n downs....but life has to go on kan...to all my dear friends, who's 4ever available to b a shoulder (shoulders) 4 me to cry on....i love u guys....
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Jangan pakai selipar...
ebi..this is berita mutakhir...esok (Thursday 16 oct) baru kuwa paper....exclusive...
IPOH: Akibat tertekan pedal minyak, seorang wanita sarat mengandung tujuh bulan nyaris maut selepas kereta yang dipandunya merempuh pagar sebuah rumah di Persiaran Tawas Baru 14, Taman Tasek Mewah, di sini, petang semalam.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 1.30 petang itu, D Vasanthi, 26 bersama suaminya M Vegaswaran, 30 dalam perjalanan pulang dari menziarah rumah abangnya di kawasan perumahan sama dengan menaiki sebuah kereta Proton Waja berwarna hitam.
Kejadian dikatakan berlaku selepas Vasanthi gagal mengawal kenderaan kerana seliparnya tersangkut pada pedal minyak menyebabkan kereta itu turut merempuh sebuah van yang terletak berdekatan.
so, jangan pakai selipar masa drive....rasanya lady drivers selalu macam ni kan...luar kereta kasut tinggi...bila nak drive tukar selipar...satu, kononnya tak selesa drive pakai kasut tinggi, 2ndly, takut kasut rosak.....tapi rasanya bila baca cerita macam ni, biarlah kasut rosak kan daripada kita sendiri yang `rosak', pagar orang rosak..nasib baik hidup lagi...
IPOH: Akibat tertekan pedal minyak, seorang wanita sarat mengandung tujuh bulan nyaris maut selepas kereta yang dipandunya merempuh pagar sebuah rumah di Persiaran Tawas Baru 14, Taman Tasek Mewah, di sini, petang semalam.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 1.30 petang itu, D Vasanthi, 26 bersama suaminya M Vegaswaran, 30 dalam perjalanan pulang dari menziarah rumah abangnya di kawasan perumahan sama dengan menaiki sebuah kereta Proton Waja berwarna hitam.
Kejadian dikatakan berlaku selepas Vasanthi gagal mengawal kenderaan kerana seliparnya tersangkut pada pedal minyak menyebabkan kereta itu turut merempuh sebuah van yang terletak berdekatan.
so, jangan pakai selipar masa drive....rasanya lady drivers selalu macam ni kan...luar kereta kasut tinggi...bila nak drive tukar selipar...satu, kononnya tak selesa drive pakai kasut tinggi, 2ndly, takut kasut rosak.....tapi rasanya bila baca cerita macam ni, biarlah kasut rosak kan daripada kita sendiri yang `rosak', pagar orang rosak..nasib baik hidup lagi...
Monday, October 13, 2008
Semuanya serba tak kena...
Hari2 menjenguk dan singgah di sini walaupun tiada yang berubah. Semua sama je.all the postings, posts lama. lebih sebulan yang lalu. kawan2 yang rajin menjenguk bising jugak, katanya, dah berabuk dah blog ni. memang..tauuuuu..tapi ntahlah...takde mood langsung sejak posa nak menulis..tak tau apa nak tulis..dalam kepala macam2 ada..tapi macam tak terdaya, tak mau dan malas nak menulis. hari ni digagahkan juga diri...nak cerita pasal posa, dah berlalu..dan seperti biasa, dah namanya pompuan kan, pening gak fikir banyaknya nak ganti..hemmmphhh...
raya lagi teruk. baju raya tergantung je dalam almari..rumah mak tak pergi, rumah baba pun macam tu..raya jadi orang sakit.aaa aaa..tahun ni demam teruk...sampai kena amik darah bagai...nasib, nasib...dah la encik husband dan anak2 balik kampung, kita sorang2 kat sini sebabnya raya kedua sepatutnya dah keje...tapi akhirnya, tak g keje pun...raya kat katil, ditemani ubat...dan diiringi MC 2 hari...ntahlah, selalu sangat sakit tahun ni...dah masuk bulan 10 ni, rasanya selama tu jugaklah tak pernahnya sihat betul. tak demam, selsema, tak selsema, batuk, tak pun sakit perut...paling teruk all in one...adakah kerana gaya hidup tidak sihat atau usia yang tidak lagi sedikit?
raya lagi teruk. baju raya tergantung je dalam almari..rumah mak tak pergi, rumah baba pun macam tu..raya jadi orang sakit.aaa aaa..tahun ni demam teruk...sampai kena amik darah bagai...nasib, nasib...dah la encik husband dan anak2 balik kampung, kita sorang2 kat sini sebabnya raya kedua sepatutnya dah keje...tapi akhirnya, tak g keje pun...raya kat katil, ditemani ubat...dan diiringi MC 2 hari...ntahlah, selalu sangat sakit tahun ni...dah masuk bulan 10 ni, rasanya selama tu jugaklah tak pernahnya sihat betul. tak demam, selsema, tak selsema, batuk, tak pun sakit perut...paling teruk all in one...adakah kerana gaya hidup tidak sihat atau usia yang tidak lagi sedikit?
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Apa nak jadi...
Beberapa hari ni, dalam `kekalutan' kita nak menyambut hari kemerdekaan dan Ramadan, ada orang lagi kalut nak buat hal lain. Dua laki ni, tak tau la apa yang dia fikir...nak `panjangkan' konon, sampai akhirnya satu dunia tau benda `gila' yang dia buat....
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
tapi, bila fikir2 balik dan melihat sekeliling....rasanya bukan dua laki ni je yang buat `gila' macam ni..ramai sebenarnya...ramai sebenarnya lelaki2 kat dunia ni, kalau tak pun di Malaysia, yang tak pernah puas hati dan bersyukur dengan apa yang mereka ada...sentiasa berusaha untuk tambah `power' hingga sanggup buat benda yang akhirnya buat diorang sengsara. Pantang je dengar ada alat boleh kasi power, ubat boleh bagi tahan lama....tak cukup tanah berlari nak pegi beli...napa jadi macam tu ek?
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
tapi, bila fikir2 balik dan melihat sekeliling....rasanya bukan dua laki ni je yang buat `gila' macam ni..ramai sebenarnya...ramai sebenarnya lelaki2 kat dunia ni, kalau tak pun di Malaysia, yang tak pernah puas hati dan bersyukur dengan apa yang mereka ada...sentiasa berusaha untuk tambah `power' hingga sanggup buat benda yang akhirnya buat diorang sengsara. Pantang je dengar ada alat boleh kasi power, ubat boleh bagi tahan lama....tak cukup tanah berlari nak pegi beli...napa jadi macam tu ek?
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Maaf...
Do'a malaikat Jibril menjelang Ramadhan
"Ya Allah tolong abaikan puasa ummat Muhammad, apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan hal-hal yang berikut:
* Tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua orang tuanya (jika masih
ada);
* Tidak berma'afan terlebih dahulu antara suami isteri;
* Tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu dengan orang-orang sekitarnya."
Maka Rasulullah pun mengatakan Amiin sebanyak 3 kali. Dapatkah kita bayangkan, yang berdo'a adalah Malaikat dan yang mengamiinkan adalah Rasullullah dan para sahabat , dan dilakukan pada hari Jumaat.
Oleh itu SAYA TERLEBIH DAHULU INGIN MEMOHON MAAF jika saya ada berbuat kesalahan, baik yang tidak sengaja maupun yang disengajakan , semoga kita dapat menjalani ibadah puasa...
Selamat berpuasa...
"Ya Allah tolong abaikan puasa ummat Muhammad, apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan hal-hal yang berikut:
* Tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua orang tuanya (jika masih
ada);
* Tidak berma'afan terlebih dahulu antara suami isteri;
* Tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu dengan orang-orang sekitarnya."
Maka Rasulullah pun mengatakan Amiin sebanyak 3 kali. Dapatkah kita bayangkan, yang berdo'a adalah Malaikat dan yang mengamiinkan adalah Rasullullah dan para sahabat , dan dilakukan pada hari Jumaat.
Oleh itu SAYA TERLEBIH DAHULU INGIN MEMOHON MAAF jika saya ada berbuat kesalahan, baik yang tidak sengaja maupun yang disengajakan , semoga kita dapat menjalani ibadah puasa...
Selamat berpuasa...
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